I hope your skin turns brown and wrinkly :)

The stream of disillusioned actresses and actors it what I miss about that crap hole called LA! Oh Yes, Let's not forget the fabulous smog and the fact that 9 out of 10 people there are scum bags who want something from you. Oh Yes, I miss Smell A!
Oh Ya, The drunk people smashing bottles in the street at 3 am. I miss that as well!
Hey how come I never noticed that small hill before, O That's because the smog blocks it out 364 days of the year!