Yeah, I used to be smitten with her, right up until the whole Denis Quaid debacle and when she got the surgery right before that boxing movie she did and she indeed came out looking like Nicholson's joker. Now she jumped on the anorexic choo-choo and is en route to the failboat to me.

The captions on that XLO site are not very funny. People can just stick to www.perezhilton.com for celebrity gossip and snarky comments, that's where they stole most of those photos and ideas from anyway.

Anything good in the mail truck?