Yo mama.

MrPEZ's picture

Yo mama's so fat, people run around HER for exercise. ;-)


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duncan's picture

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Yo mama is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

MrPEZ's picture

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Yo mama so poor, she take the family to KFC to lick OTHER people's fingers.

duncan's picture

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Yo mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds

Ronaldo's picture

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Yo Momma so po', when she go to McDonald's, she gots to put the shake on lay-away.


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MrPEZ's picture

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Yo mama so ugly, they make her go trick or treatin over the phone.

Ronaldo's picture

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Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.

duncan's picture

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Yo mama is like a toilet; short, fat, white, and smells like shit.

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yo mama so fat, she fell down, broke her leg, and gravy poured out.


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MrPEZ's picture

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Yo mama's so fat, she eat Wheat Thicks.

Ronaldo's picture

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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

DocSiddall's picture

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Yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

torne's picture

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your mummas so fat that when she went swimming a capt ahab came back from the dead to hunt her down.

Ronaldo's picture

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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.