I just overheard Lindsay Lohan "singing" on the always funny Ellen Degeneres show.

I know that she was not lip-synching because her pitch was about as bad as your crazy aunt Sally singing Happy Birthday to you when you were 3.

I mean really really really bad pitch. She claims she was nervous as it was her first time singing on TV. I can forgive the jitters, but YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A FAMOUS POP STAR IF YOU CAN'T SING. Well, if you ask me, at least.

I hear enough bad singers on Karaoke night. Some of them are even hotter than Lindsay, if that's what you're wondering. So why does she get to be a pop star?

Before you laugh at how naieve I am being, thinking that actual talent gets you a record deal nowadays, rest assured that I'm aware how that stuff works.

I'm just offended. I think America should be offended.

Can't do it? then don't do it on my TV.

Roger