**BREAKING NEWS** Hilary Rosen Crushed Under Weight of Own Irony

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Some of you surely noticed yesterdays launch of the 'Huffington Post'. The much celebrated blog of Arianna Huffington, which set out on the noble quest of providing exactly what has been missing from the national political landscape; More talking points from wealthy celebrities. With guest bloggers such as: Joe Scarborough, Bill Maher, Rob Reiner, Larry David, Hilary Rosen and Walter Cronki...
Wait a second, how did Hilary Rosen sneak in here? I was sure we had rid ourselves of the RIAA Ice Princess last year. Well Hilary wrote a wonderful piece about her iPod which, get this, criticizes Steve Jobs for creating a closed system for consumers.
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But keeping the iTunes system a proprietary technology to prevent anyone from using multiple (read Microsoft) music systems is the most anti-consumer and user unfriendly thing any god can do.

Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke. The woman formerly charged with redefining fair use for music buyers is trying to tell me my obnoxious little iPod is anti-consumer? How exactly do we define pro-consumer and user friendly then? Over priced CD's and a firing squad for anyone who listens to said CD in a room with more than two people in it? One of the funnier points in Rosen's post, is this comment:
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Now, the music fan is on the cusp of riches in their options - free of the viruses of the pirate sites.

Yes Hilary, my computer is riddled with virii from downloading pirated copies of Banaphone. Heres to doing your homework Hilary. Virii need an executable to spread. mp3's are not executables. Thanks for writing; and thanks for convincing me that the webblog as a medium has officially jumped the shark. Party's over, move along, nothing to see here; if we can just get Al Gore to show up and invent the blog I can comfortably get back to my books and newspapers.

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abnormalbrain's picture

Re: **BREAKING NEWS** Hilary Rosen Crushed Under Weight o...

jokes making fun of al gore inventing things have also jumped the shark.

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Re: **BREAKING NEWS** Hilary Rosen Crushed Under Weight o...

Ladies and Gentlemen Humor corespondent Derek Ring!

abnormalbrain's picture

Re: **BREAKING NEWS** Hilary Rosen Crushed Under Weight o...

sorry. it just bugs me that it's disinformation from the bush v gore race that's turned itself, thru repetition, into fact which continues to ridicule a boob who certainly needs no additional ridicule.
please resume shipment of organs to the finger lakes region.