If you are ever feeling that you are unique or that you have an original idea, it is always best to visit your non-evil friends at Google. Today in my web travels, I was searching for local music sites and happened to look for the phrase "local music sucks". The results where endless pages of interesting sites with that phrase somehow in the text. One that was particularly fun to read was a message board for the Louisiana State University Tigers. Mark, a senior in High School in Kentucky writes:
Quote:
I am a senior in high school and I live in Kentucky. I am debating whether or not to go to LSU this fall. My question is, are there many local bands and are there good opportunities to join a band on campus? I would like to get into a metal band down there.
Comments
Re: Local Music Sucks in Louisiana
This is awsome.
Re: Local Music Sucks in India!
How bout this guestbook from an Indian subcontinent rock band called Parikrama!
All spellings unchanged.
"Why are all the folks in the hate mail area asking you guys to such their dicks ? What's wrong with the Gen X today ? Spiffy site otherwise ! Keep up te good work"
"HEY DUDES..I MADE THE SORRY MISTAKE OF COMIN TO INDIA FEW SUMMERS BACK AND THE MUSIC SCENE WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT..CRAPPY ASSWIPES MAKIN SUCKY HINDI POP..THEN I SAW AGNI AND SOME COOL ASS BANDS..HEY I'M GLAD THERE ARE SOME METAL/ ROCK BANDS IN THE PLACE..U GUYS NEED TO KEEP IT UP AND STAY FUCKIN BRUTAL WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC! yEA AND PUT OUT SOME ALBUMS SO PEOPEL IN THE US CAN BUY IT ALRITE!!!!"
"FUCK! FUCK!! FUCK!!! Incredible!!! I'm not sure who is to be lynched for this big fucking fopa. But you have just lost a fan! And a fan who matters. Just saw your stupid, completely fucked up site (formerly considered totally awesome) for the umpteenth time and noticed that where you've listed the so called 'gods' of music, you guys...you fucked up lunkheads, have omitted to mention the biggest, greatest name of them all. No I don't mean Anu Malik (as some of you all's sensibilities might suggest. Saala tumhara rishtedaar hai na). You have AC(FUCKIN')DC, you have Greatful Dead, you have Ozzy Osborne, You have Hans (who the fuck is he????) Engberg, and you have the bloody conceit to put your name there too. AND WHO DO YOU FORGET TO MENTION? And i hope this is a mistake and not an attempt to antagonize yours and the artiste in question's fan. You forget to mention BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN!!!!!!!!! "
I'll bet the music scene in the Andromeda Galaxy is no different.