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Whereas, if you're just a hungry fan, this will have to do:

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If you don't at least chuckle, you have no pulse.
Product B will surely offer you another type of "Eruption"...

Let it RIP!










The EVH Series Corn Dogs
The Ultimate One-Of-A-Kind Collectible Corn Dog

Edgar Victor Hernandez (EVH) is proud to introduce a very limited edition line of the EVH Series Corn Dogs, each one of which will have unique artwork personally created by EVH.

Each of these EVH Series Corn Dogs will be hand striped and autographed by EVH, and verified by a Certificate of Authenticity. And to showcase and protect these one-of-a-kind corn dogs, each one comes with a specially designed and distinctive corn dog case (zip lock sandwich baggie).

These EVH Series Corn Dogs will be based on famous three original works:

1. White with black stripes (Chocolate)
2. Black with yellow stripes (Mustard)
3. Red with black and white stripes (Ketchup)

And no more than 30 corn dogs in each model will
be made available in 2004.

Corn Dog Specifications

Body:
Batter Wrapped Franks On A Stick
w/Chicken and Pork w/Beef added

Standard Corn Dog Shape

Neck:
Wood Stick

Pickup:
One (1) or a Dozen (13)

Hardware:
Total Fat 110g

Cholesterol 35mg

Sodium 520g

Sugars 6g

Protein 7g