The best variety show to ever juxtapose Zombies and the Renaissance!
Musical Guest: Dagmar ! [url] http://www.myspace.com/dagmartheband[/url]
burlesque by the Babes in Boinkland!
Comedians!
Acrobatics!
Magic!
Hosted by two intoxicated girls who may or may not be us!
"People who like this sort of thing will find this just the sort of thing they like"
-Abraham Lincoln, obviously referring to Jerkus Circus.
But wait, there's more!
Print out this coupon for maximum fantasticalness!
Print it out AND dress up like King Richard's Faire or a Zombie and get in for FOUR measly dollars!
You can't see this much show for four dollars without taking a time machine!
Other exclamations!
xoxoxo
niki