Burlesque Shows locally

duncan's picture

I have yet to see a Burlesque show that wasn't a train wreck of talentless (albeit good looking) women dancing around trying and failing to entertain. The production is always horrible, the vaudeville or theatrical portions of the show are always poorly conceived, and the execution is like a 8th grade talent show. the girls never do anything beyond jump around the very same way they jump around when they are NOT on stage. The jokes are never funny and the routines are just plain retarded. This includes the Danger Birds I saw Friday at the Dog, Boston Baby Dolls, Through the Keyhole Burlesque, Suicide Girls et al.

I will admit that I may be missing a subtlety to the performances or don't understand the appeal. I just find these shows that happen around Worcester occasionally ,to be a complete waste of time. I would love to see performance art and maybe a burlesque show that had some production value.

The closest I have seen to something that had some real production value was the Bindlestiff Family Circus but they were even kind of lame the last time they came through town compared to previous shows.

Anyone have any opinions on this stuff?

See you Tuesday at the Lucky Dog for Boston Baby Dolls?

gaberollins's picture

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I do a nice burlesque Duncan. By appointment only. Private very discreet. PM me.

duncan's picture

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hahah nice, what do you call your act Gabe?

gaberollins's picture

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Through the Piehole Burlesque. Money exchanged is for burlesque only.

gaberollins's picture

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PM me.

Linnea's picture

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Gabe does your Burlesque show involve furniture? I am particularly interested in ottomans. Check your PMs.

gaberollins's picture

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Ottoman and Pretty Ricky must be supplied by client.

Wirrlygirl's picture

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i plan on just lurking this thread waiting for the burlesquers to respond


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