It's Almost Here!!! BEARDSTOCK!

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Whiskerite's Inaugural Total Freakin Beardo Celebration of Facial Foliage!

February 20th at 6:00ish at the Dive Bar in Worceser, MA
ALL FUNDS RAISED will be benefitting the Worcester County Food Bank. Helping out people in your neighborhood.

Judging will take place in the following categories:
- The Uncle Jesse - judged on fullness, length, texture.
- Edward Scissor Face - judged on creativity, originality, and impressiveness - (creativity not limited to your facial topiary).
- Road Kill Grill - judged on patchiness, inconsistency, and color.
- ZZ Tops! - this is the best-of-show judged on hirsute handsomeness.

With a surprise category: FAN FAVORITE!

There will be no cover to get in the door however we encourage people to bring some extra cash for all the goodies that they can spend money on:
- FAN FAVORITE - Fans of the Beardos can vote for their favorite with a dollar. The Beardo with the most dollars wins!
- BEARD AUCTION - If any of you are willing...You can auction off the rights to your beard. Whoever wins can shave your beard in the pattern of their choosing. You must keep said pattern for the rest of the night!
- BEARD CRAFTS! - For those of us unable to grow said foliage - we can pretend by making one using the supplies we'll provide!

We've got some great prizes for the contest winners donated by:
KJ Barron's Liquor Store - home of a fantastic Whiskey/Scotch Selection and weekly tastings
Dr. Gonzo's Uncommon Condiments - home of some of the spiciest all natural condiments you can imagine
The Armsby Abbey - Home of an amazing selection of Belgian and Craft Brews along with one helluva menu
And more to come...

And entertainment for the evening will be provided by noneother than The Giant Beards! I mean The Giant Yes! Providing enough funky soul sounds to blow the beards right off yer faces.

I can't thank you enough for donating your time, your money and most of all your faces. We at Whiskerite hope you have a great time raising a little money to help your fellow Worcesterites in need.

Check us out on Twitter @whiskerite. Or on facebook.

The end is near! Keep strong!


All done with nice.

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Allow me to add, there is no cover. So feel free to spend your money on beer, bribing judges, voting for your Fan Favorite, and tipping the awesome band and bartenders.

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You beat me to it fanny. I was just going to post that as a judge, I can most definitely be bought, however it can't be with money. That should be used for the more worthy purposes mentioned above.


And yet, I've lived your future out, by pounding stages like a clown

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As a fellow judge, I'm with you John, and the nights drinks will be Vodka based . . . hint, hint.


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We will have the incredibly talented Eugene Maslov joining us on keyboards this Saturday.

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Holy Crap! Love it!

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http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/video/index.html?episodeID=8a25c3921ed49e56011ed73ed91c0067

Please witness the greatest beard competition ever caught on tape. And good luck to all of you tushy-cheeks tonight.

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This video perfectly sums up the evening. Thanks to Facial Topiary Winner Mike Benedetti for the video. :)

We raised a whopping $850 for the Worcester County Food bank.

Your generosity is outstanding. Anyone who wants a story on it, PM me. I would love to talk about how great everyone I know is.