Bowling

duncan's picture

I enjoy bowling, 10 pin, and I plan on doing it well this Sunday.
bowling pin

any other bowlers up here?

JoeBro's picture

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candlepin is the way to go


Life's short. Touch Art.

duncan's picture

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candlepin is fun, like mini golf and go carts.

Scott's picture

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I propose a trip to Sawyer bowl in Northboro, 6 lanes of candlepin goodness.

Ronaldo's picture

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duckpin, bitches.

I love bowling, but never get out to play anymore.


I'm out getting my abs airbrushed on...leave a message

4rilla's picture

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I grew up playing duckpin.

Never even touched "big balls" until after high school.

I will admit that Crystal and I have been a bit jealous at some of the bowling fun pics in Duncan and Punky's flickr accounts.

Ronaldo's picture

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Just as long as y'all know World of Pain isn't the same w/o Dr. xXx.

Fact.

duncan's picture

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like many great teams or seasons of SNL there are eras that resonate with the fans more than others. World of Pain with Lumberjunk, El Toro, Dr. X and Chimpan Z is a monumental team. I will say however that the latest team with Lumberjunk, El Toro, The Shovel, Nelson Pindella and Donny is a stellar lineup.

We are in week 11 of our 20 week Too Many Jackasses summer season. We will be recruiting for the Fall/Winter season if anyone is interested.

gaberollins's picture

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World of Pain = pretty boys.

JoeBro's picture

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GoKarts ARE fun!!!

Man oh Man!! Sometimes I miss Milbury Amusements!!!

duncan's picture

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laurelsdad's picture

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Growing up here, I know only from candlepin at T-Bird and the Metro Bowl on Park Avenue (now the roller rink). There IS a duckpin lane in Billerica--the balls, a bit larger than candlepin, gave me one mean hand cramp after two strings! Wish somebody would reopen the old Central Alleys under the Palladium...there's probably 40 years of White Owl smoke still trapped down there!

Barbicide's picture

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Shout out to your wife Voila, Ron. One of the founding Jackasses and member of the victorious Corleone Family. The lanes miss you guys.

P.S. This is Hammer. Barbicide's my better half and forgot to sign the hell out last time.

duncan's picture

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Things went well this weekend.

Pretty Boys, 4 points out of 4

duncan's picture

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Things didn't go as planned for my team "World of Pain" this past Sunday. Sure we took two of the four points available from "Tom Sellecks Moustache" but it wasn't pretty. "The Corleones" came out swinging against "Beef Pit" and took all four points. The Godfather bowled an impressive 242 in game two.

Next week, there will be serious bowling action taking place.

punky's picture

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I love bowling...but not competitive bowling.

D Wedge's picture

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I sucked ass last night. Ball had no hook at all. Starting to think I need a new ball that performs better in oily conditions. Auburn is so hit or miss with the oil. Pretty soon, I'll look like PDW coming in with the big suitcase. FUCKIN 10 PIN!

gaberollins's picture

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punky wrote:
I love bowling...but not competitive bowling.

Wait wait wait.

What is this competitive bowling you speak of?

punky's picture

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Emma is auditioning to be the Tom Sellecks Moustache mascot.
It's in the bag.

duncan's picture

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They could use the help. :)

punky's picture

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Hey!!
Don't trash talk to me...I'm not on the team.

duncan's picture

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I take it back. Sort of.

Ronaldo's picture

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"Shout out to your wife Voila, Ron. One of the founding Jackasses and member of the victorious Corleone Family. The lanes miss you guys."

Sorry to have seen this so late, but yes, thank you Hammer, indeed we miss the lanes too. Next time, we will hopefully be on the boards. In the meantime Hammer, please hurt'em.

duncan's picture

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I hear rumblings from Dr. X and the Chimpan Z, that they are going to show up some Sunday, but why don't I see them on the lanes?

Too Many Jackasses miss you guys.

For those interested, we are nearing the end of the summer season and plan on starting up a fall league, probably in September. It is a handicapped league so you need not worry about your skill level. We have 20 people in the league that make up four teams, we can accommodate more people and more teams easily. We play every Sunday at 7pm at the Auburn AMF and it costs $15 a week. That includes shoes and 3 games.

contact me if you are interested in bowling with us dunc...@gmail.com

D Wedge's picture

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El Toro, what do you think about sanctioning our league for the fall?

gaberollins's picture

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Does this mean we would be PBA bowlers? Will we be on TV? Will I have wear make up? Will Mr Bowling have to turn the sexy up to 11?

D Wedge's picture

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yes...and we get cool patches!

Really, it's just so if any of us want to compete in larger tournaments.

duncan's picture

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D Wedge wrote:
El Toro, what do you think about sanctioning our league for the fall?

I like that idea but I think it would require each player to be a sanctioned member which requires fees. I suppose we could roll some of the weekly money into that fee but I am not sure if people would go for it.

It would be cool to be a USBC sanctioned league.

D Wedge's picture

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duncan wrote:
D Wedge wrote:
El Toro, what do you think about sanctioning our league for the fall?

I like that idea but I think it would require each player to be a sanctioned member which requires fees. I suppose we could roll some of the weekly money into that fee but I am not sure if people would go for it.

It would be cool to be a USBC sanctioned league.

If I heard Lumberjunk correctly on Sunday, it's only an extra $20 for the whole year. Gotta double check that.

duncan's picture

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I know that it's $144 a year to join the PBA, but that's different that what I think you are talking about. If you find out more info let me know.

With the PBA membership you get A gold PBA 300 Ring the first time you roll a 300 game during PBA competition. Add an award diamond to your ring for each additional 300 game in PBA competition.

that's way better than a hand Turkey!

gaberollins's picture

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duncan wrote:
that's way better than a hand Turkey!

Alf begs to differ.

sellecks moustache's picture

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duncan wrote:
They could use the help. :)

Tom Sellecks Moustache does not need any help. we're going to....bowl you over with our skills.

/lamecomment

robust's picture

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Can someone tell me points from sunday...I still have no idea how we did with so many absentees.


Buttah lay to the bone, jackin me up.

duncan's picture

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I have our scores Robust but not Beef Pit vs. Moustache's

El Toro: 136, 192, 149
Donny: 84, 87, 78
Nelson Pindella: 174, 161, 154
The Shovel: 151, 208, 167
Lumberjunk: 203, 161, 225
Totals + hcp = 1146, 1207, 1171

Godfather: 152, 153, 168
The Hammer: 145, 198, 175
Beedge: 110, 101, 85
Barbacide: 107, 101, 94
Nicole: 126, 108, 116
Totals + hcp = 1129, 1150, 1117

gaberollins's picture

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duncan wrote:
The Shovel: 208

Wow. That's a pretty awesome game.

D Wedge's picture

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Yeah, we got swept Hammer. I rolled like a jerk and a bum.

gaberollins's picture

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60 minutes and it is ON!

jennever's picture

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BEEF PIT!!!

duncan's picture

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see you on the lanes mr. Bowling.

Good luck and good bowling

Chick-n-Little's picture

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This week was sad for out team... I think its the first time we let all 4 slip away. Good bowling Corleone family.

duncan's picture

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Beef Pit gave us a run for it in game two, but World of Pain prevailed and swept for 4 points.

BP did have excellent new shirts. Here's a picture.

Beef Pit

D Wedge's picture

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Nice job by Bowltron picking up the 3-7-10. That should not go unnoticed.

Plus, Lumberjunk with a 246 and a 230...WOW. Someone was locked in last night!

Buggsy's picture

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well, jeez, since we all roll 300s so often, i don't see why this hasn't motivated all of us to join already...

:P

gaberollins's picture

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duncan wrote:
Beef Pit gave us a run for it in game two, but World of Pain prevailed and swept for 4 points.

BP did have excellent new shirts. Here's a picture.

Beef Pit

That is one good looking team right there.

Fanny's picture

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Moustache, we still love you.


Hi! :-)

abnormalbrain's picture

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Hey thanks, Doug! I didn't even think anyone saw it, then everyone started yelling and I started crying. Thanks for holding me.

D Wedge's picture

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Congrats to World Of Pain. 2008 Toomanyjackasses Champs. You are truly living in the Limelight.

punky's picture

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If there is already a winner...Why is their 3 weeks left...do they still have to bowl?

D Wedge's picture

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They are that far ahead where no one else can catch them. If the 'Stache could have swept them last night it would have made it real interesting. Alas, they were the ones getting swept. Bowling will continue for the next 3 weeks but it's pretty much just for second place and for your own game. I have 2 personal goals, one is to finish above 170 average and two is to beat Erick's 246.

punky's picture

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ahh...I see.

Chick-n-Little's picture

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Nice try Punks :) We're bowling for the fun of beating the other teams now.... but after two straight weeks of loosing 4, not sure what's going to happen.

gaberollins's picture

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Chick-n-Little wrote:
Nice try Punks :) We're bowling for the fun of beating the other teams now.... but after two straight weeks of loosing 4, not sure what's going to happen.

What's going to happen is a date with BEEF PIT!!!!!!!!

Barbicide's picture

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What are the stats for the 'Stache and the Fam? Even if 1st is taken, there's still the battle for 2nd...

D Wedge's picture

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we are one point behind the 'Stache. So the race for 2nd is definitely still on.

Chick-n-Little's picture

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Barbicide wrote:
What are the stats for the 'Stache and the Fam? Even if 1st is taken, there's still the battle for 2nd...

Feeling a bit competative Miss Barbicide???

Doug's right, we are in a close race for 2nd place, time to step up the game.

duncan's picture

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well, well, well, The Corleones knocked us off our streak last night. Good games guys.

for those of you paying attention to this thread that would like to be involved in the Fall season of Too Many Jackasses Bowling League, teams are forming now and the season officially begins Sunday September 21. let me know if you want in, here is what you need

1. $15 every Sunday at 7pm, for 19 weeks
2. a name by which your teammates will cheer you on with, and your opponents will fear and/or envy.
3. an insatiable desire to knock down pins with a ball.

If you are worried about your skill level, please stop. This is a handicapped league with all different levels of players.

D Wedge's picture

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duncan wrote:

1. $15 every Sunday at 7pm, for 19 weeks
2. a name by which your teammates will cheer you on with, and your opponents will fear and/or envy.
3. an insatiable desire to knock down pins with a ball.

4. The ability to listen to about 14 consecutive Journey songs at high decibels while knocking down said pins.

duncan's picture

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5. impersonations of Geddy Lee encouraged.

gaberollins's picture

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haha, I almost posted that same exact thing at the exact same time