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Beard growing contest

gaberollins's picture

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I think most of us need to wait until after September to start this.

deseeded's picture

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I need to hit puberty first.


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JoeTaco's picture

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I want to grow a Magnum PI mustache.

delnieve's picture

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I started growing a beard 2 days ago. The time feels right.

JoeTaco's picture

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Rain brings out the beard in all of us.

trouser's picture

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why bother? riciutti will just crush everyone.

he's like a caveman.

i think this is his family's first generation walking upright.

Angesto's picture

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Who's riciutti?

duncan's picture

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Scott Ricciuti from HUCK

man grows a nice beard.

Ronaldo's picture

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I'm in, sure.


blech.

preachahroe's picture

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duncan wrote:

Scott Ricciuti from HUCK

man grows a nice beard.

that's dennis wilson, sillypants

Yetitibbs's picture

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I'll lose, but I will be in for this.

duncan's picture

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what are the rules. do we submit a before picture?

Ronaldo's picture

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Yeah, I was wondering that too...do we get together on a certain day, and shave in unison, then yell "go!" or something? Will there be press for this? What is the prize? Funny Louie, I thought you were anti-beard lately, what with wanting the old-timey straight razor et al....

Jim's picture

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Does anyone remember the "Cheers" episode when they had a beard-growing contest? One of the methods they used to judge at the end was by pouring a beer on the bar counter, and then rubbing their beards into it to see whose beard absorbed the most liquid. That seems like a sensible test to me.


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duncan's picture

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I'll sponsor some sort of prize, or we could do a buy in to the contest. Winner take all.

as for rules. maybe a photo holding the days newspaper :)

is judging on length only? fullness? shape?

JohnD's picture

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Yetitibbs wrote:

I'll lose, but I will be in for this.

I'd bet a million dollars you'll beat me.


And yet, I've lived your future out, by pounding stages like a clown

trouser's picture

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never before has the expression "this could get ugly" been so appropriate.

Louie's picture

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Duncan and I are working on the rules and regulations right now but we agree there will be a $5.00 entry fee.

JoeTaco's picture

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Are women allowed to enter?

duncan's picture

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JoeTaco wrote:

Are women allowed to enter?

hahah! yes! it will add to the prize money.

Yetitibbs's picture

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JoeTaco wrote:

Are women allowed to enter?

You are the best :)

tina z's picture

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Looks like I'm in for a scruffy few months . . . Crap.


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pete's picture

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All right. I'm in. I just hope every time I sit down, kids don't crawl on my lap and tell me what they want for Christmas.

MelleYeah's picture

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Yeah, really, have you guys even thought about what your wives/girlfriends have to say about this?? Im vehemently anti-beard.


trouser's picture

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i don't have much of a beard, but i do have pretty long hair.

think the judges will allow comb-unders?

Erinnn's picture

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after it ends can you guys begin a second contest on who can sculpt the best facial hair out of their beards...where's Joe Giotta?

4rilla's picture

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I see some of the ladies speaking up about hating beards... I know Crystal would be pissed off at me if I participated, but I could still be up for it, depending on the duration of said contest....

Louie's picture

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We are currently thinking 5 months, but that could change.

We are discussing everything right now and the start could be a couple of weeks off yet.

pete's picture

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5 months!? I don't want to be steppin' on it an shit.

Ronaldo's picture

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Well I still must ask if there is a clean-shaven start or what? It's really the only way...except I can't shave off my chinny chin chin, or I'll be lookin like a Jabba-face...

tina z's picture

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I really have no problem with Louie growing a beard, it is just the transition period between the rough start, to when it get soft. Get thee to growing!

Louie's picture

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As I have said before, we are just planning this thing right now and should have more details for people shortly. Stay tuned.

And, yes, clean shaven. No goatees, soul patches, muttonchops, hitler-'staches, or grampa gills. We are trying to put some fun into this contest but we must start on an even playing field.

gaberollins's picture

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This is funny as hell. As someone who rocks the beard on a regular basis of course I am in.

Amazing Dick's picture

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Sign me up !

Ronaldo's picture

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Holy crap this will get ugly....I guess I am just scared of the non-chinny thing, but I will be strong.

I WILL get laughed at at work for a spell...and the Missus WILL look at me all unkind-like, but it grows back...

Ah hell, still in.

Jim's picture

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I grow the thickest, most luxurious, and fullest beard you will ever see, and it only takes about two days (I do get some gray hairs in there, which might detract from its beauty).

However, my wife hates it. And when she hates something, she knows how to make me comply. So since I'm not willing to go without sex for five months, I will simply observe this contest and know that, should I have entered, I would have won.

gaberollins's picture

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Jim wrote:

I grow the thickest, most luxurious, and fullest beard you will ever see, and it only takes about two days (I do get some gray hairs in there, which might detract from its beauty).

However, my wife hates it. And when she hates something, she knows how to make me comply. So since I'm not willing to go without sex for five months, I will simply observe this contest and know that, should I have entered, I would have won.

Talk is cheap Jim, talk is cheap.

Scott's picture

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Me grow beard too.

Fanny's picture

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Please, PLEASE can I be a judge? I'll even judge in between stages if anyone is interested in several categories.

I am a lover of facial hair. All stages. I think men should have to be scruffy and they also should allow me to rub their faces.

Ok so my friends already do that. Thanks fellas. :)


All done with nice.

Angesto's picture

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If there is a prize involved I think most ladies will be ok with that. :)

Ronaldo's picture

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Beard rubbing? Holy damn, there's an incentive. Hahahaha! Yay!

Louie's picture

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This is shaping up nicely. Duncan and I are working on the details and I think we are down to just 4 months as we don't want to get all Maharishi.

We will have judging on certain criteria, a prize, and other stuff.

Details will follow when we get all the details worked out. Stay tuned.

punky's picture

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A creepy moustache contest would be better. But Im sure kyle will be in for this.

abnormalbrain's picture

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Gentlemen. Let's keep our pimp-hands strong.

abnormalbrain's picture

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Also, can we add an artistic division?

szoback's picture

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Depending on the start date, I'm in...I've never done longer than a month, and that was scary looking enough that the TSA was starting to stop me at checkpoints.

Yetitibbs's picture

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If this begins post my wedding, I am in. If not, I am out.

Louie's picture

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Well, it's certainly starting before.

JoeBro's picture

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this is a normal ritual for me. I'd be in if it started 9/1 (labor day) and ended thanksgiving eve. (I usually have the same contest at work, and win).'

one rule: you can shave your neck and the upper cheak bone area.

duncan's picture

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we will post the criteria soon. It's not just length we will be considering. Impressiveness, style, thickness and many more words will be considered. So shaving the neck would be totally acceptable as long as you still have a beard.