Hillarious, two of my favorites are on that list:

"Ladies, identify which of the below characteristics your Ultimate Male Sex Symbol would embody.

[] Bouffant hairdo
[] Pencil-thin pedophile moustache
[] 5-foot-2, except when wearing heels
[] Wears eyeliner
[] Wrote a song called "If I Was Your Girlfriend," probably while wearing heels ."

For the record though, I'm pretty sure Jay-z knows what's up:

It was the cheese helped them bitches get amnesia quick
I used to cut up they buddies, now they sayin they love me
Used to tell they friends I was ugly and wouldn't touch me
Then I showed up in that dubbed out buggy
And then they got FUZZY and they don't remember that

That's great. The illustration of the baby being plunged from the birth canal is a riot.

Everybody's known that kid - in school or at work - that, inexplicably, thought that he was a stud.

How about some Worcester performers who aren't as "mackin'" as they think?